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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.
When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.
by phi April 25, 2004
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photography

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.
xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!
by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008
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Pornography

-The world's most popular past time.
I enjoy doing pornography
by ZCMC January 30, 2009
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boudoir photography

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.
by Denise September 15, 2003
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Child Pornography

Sexually explocit pictures, writing, or other material of people who are between birth and puberty, in which the primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.

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Pictures of a 12 year old child having sex with another child/adult or masturbating would be considered Child Pornography.

Pictures of a 12 year old child naked in a non-sexual stance, wouldn't be considered Child Pornography.

Pictures of a 14 year old having sex with another person the same age or above, would NOT be considered child pornography by definition. Mainly because a 14 year old, is not a child.
by Dictionary July 16, 2004
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Pornography

According to Beavis and Butt-Head pornography is the study of porn.
Beavis "what's pornography?"
Butt-Head "uhhh i think it's like the study of porn"
Beavis "heh heh so he's a pornologist."
by thealmightbunghole November 29, 2011
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