S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis)

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

woke psychosis

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019

Maccas Psychosis

A delusional state of mind where one is often disconnected from reality, facing the extremities of the McDonalds Empire.

Ronald: For one to reach spiritual, eternal awakening, one must delve deep into their Maccas Psychosis.

by Fungus Royale May 13, 2020

Booty Psychosis

A condition characterized by extreme confusion, delusions, and a disconnect from rational thinking arising from exposure to a phenomenal booty.

My boy been on disability insurance suffering from booty psychosis ever since he saw Vanessa’s ass last Juneteenth.

by Quan Master Quan April 10, 2021

Wharf Psychosis

Wharf Psychosis, is a term presented to someone with an elaborate definition in an attempt to convince them that its true, a group of friends would each be given the task to convince a stranger that their made up definition is true, they would later on compare definitions to see who's is more absurd.

Person:Ever heard of wharf psychosis?
Stranger: no
Person: Its a disease like gangrene that eats away leaving elaborate patters on your skin
Stranger: bullshit but ok

by KZN fool November 10, 2022

nazi psychosis

When you see only Nazis everywhere.

A: they are everywhere. they have a different opinion than me. they fight for freedom of speech.

B: No, Fritz, you have a Nazi psychosis.

by Fritz_Meschugga November 30, 2022

Birthday Psychosis

When it's a person's birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on Facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. Once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes - they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. Slight variation of attention whore

Birthday brat: HEY EVERYONE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thoughtful Friend: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday Brat replies: WHERE'S MY GIFT??????????????

Thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: OMG!! He has Birthday Psychosis!

by Blappy Pants September 10, 2011