Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off

Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel

by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018

Pedosexual

Something sick and twisted that doesn't exist so shut the fuck up.

"Damn frank think that he's a pedosexual when he's just a child molester."

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

Pedosexual

A child rapist or molestor..people who like having sex with children and want their disgusting sexual perversion to be recognized as another type of sexuality, such as homosexuality, bisexuality or trans-sexuality, hence calling themselves pedosexuals

Child rapists and molestors now want equal rights and acceptance. They’re calling themselves pedosexuals rather than pedophiles and they want to be included in the LGBTQ movement...how sick and disgusting!

by EbonySky June 8, 2018

Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.

Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018