PMP

pound my pussy, to fuck the shit out of your pussy, DESTROY IT

julian i want you to pmp

this boy is about to pmp later tonight

by nikita 😌 March 8, 2020

Pmp

peeing my pants; idk my friend made it up when she was high

lol that was funny im pmp

by whatsahillie April 21, 2020

pmp

pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit

Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen

by urlocalsmartass February 20, 2022

pmp

pride month post, used for instagram or any social media post

did you see the amount of pmp on insta?

by anonymous June 15, 2022

pmp

“peeing my pants” — the new lol but you’re actually laughing

“oh my god I just got hit on by a 50 year old cashier pmp”
“PMPPPP”

by spyderjade July 22, 2022

'PMP'

Pre- Match Pony:

Basically turning one out/ having a shit before doing something like, playing football/ going down the gym/ anything really.

Hey John, I'm just gunna have a quick 'PMP' (pre-match pony) before we kick off.

by winny19 January 5, 2012

pmpu

"pissing my pants uncontrollably"

Internet chat acronym. To laugh so hard you piss your pants uncontrollably. Iften used in conjunction with "laugh out loud" or "lol"

lolroflmaopmpu! - or "laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing my ass off pissing my pants uncontrollably!"

by Micah Zellmer November 28, 2006