scum platter

Somebody who is passed around in the scum community. Dates a lot of scumbags.

"James is such a scum platter".

"Did you see Tucker", "He is such a scum platter".

by hamheaven January 10, 2014

Down-putter

Someone or something that puts people down, makes them feel slightly bad about themselves.

Hey, have you seen that new Instagram picture lately? It is a real down-putter.

by Xword-defineX February 18, 2019

two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

Poo poo platter

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011

paul platter

The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.

The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.

by The Violator February 27, 2014