poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.

"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."

by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008

doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.

Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.

by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012

cone puncher

someone who smokes a lot of bongs

Originated from Error37's "Captain Cone Puncher"

chick on tinder: this guy's job on tinder says "full time cone puncher" what does that mean???

me, an intellectual: it means you should swipe right, my man

by retr0w0 August 7, 2018

dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.

Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003