Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

by gammarock July 22, 2004

Plumb Puller

A male or female who luvs pulling/wanking' on d plumb/dick.

Deco: Awwri man...wats d bleedin story.
Steo: Shurrup yu...ya plumb puller.

Anto: waa yu 2 on abu...go suck me wang. twats.

by MSTRKRFT92 September 13, 2009

plumbumfuzzled

The state of being completely bumfuzzled or confused; dumb foundingly confused

"Walks into a house and sees a bunch of random skulls on the walls I'm plumbumfuzzled!"

by Ekliipse January 21, 2018

Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

by Wario P@ June 27, 2012

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

Raging Controlled Plums

The type of plums that make you throw up after you eat them.

J: OH SHIT THOSE RAGING CONTROLLED PLUMS ARE MAKING ME SICK AS FUCK *vomit*

by FuckinJoe July 2, 2016