Plodman

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

phoomy

a phoomy is a wide stick of rubber witch is a deodorant substitute

i use my phoomy today

by theman102 November 14, 2011

ploogled

After blowing up a balloon, it is the act of releasing the balloon from your grip and letting it fly around the room deflating itself...hence making the "Ploogled" sound.

Jayme: "Here, hold the balloon tight"
Cort: "Oh no, I let go"
Jayme: "Shit, you ploogled it!"

Balloon: "PPFFFBBBBFFSHHH"
Jayme: Ha, its ploogled.

by JayCort December 29, 2006

plompzakken

plompzakken is a dutch sex act where the woman where's a belt around her waist which she pulls tight. After which the vagina spreads open very wide and the man is able to put both his cock and his balls inside her.
Accidents have happened during plompzakken, where the belt snapped and the man is trapped with his dick and scrotum inside the woman. This is, needless to say, very tight, and not without pain.

A) Let's go plompzakken
B) Yeah, I'll get the belt

by Sadim January 27, 2008

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

ploob

IT'S FUCKING PLOOB NOT POOB

Doug thinks that ploob is actually FUCKING poob. What a dumb fuck.

by panguite March 21, 2020

plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq

When you get to the point that you are bored out of your mind more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq! This extensive amount of boredom will also lead you to each a combo of letters in the urban dictionary and then write a definition for that combo if nobody else has.

"What does plokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq mean?"

by Im the only Andi March 21, 2020