plopgasm

The orgasmic feeling after releasing a giant plop which stimulates the anal nerves.

Rico - “I think plopgasm’s are better than masturbation”
James - “true that, bro”

by PlopWeyowTsss April 22, 2011

Covert Plop

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

by NCHawk December 1, 2010

Plop and Flush

When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.

Girl 1: OMG!

Girl 2: What happened?

Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.

by Original Guera July 1, 2007

plopascash

one of those farts that arent all gas but arent like a real fart.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.

Person1: sshhh ahh i just did a plopascash
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face

by Pooeyanus with extra smegma February 7, 2010

ploap

a sturdy poop (not watery or liquidy; one that is a sturdy log)

"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"

"Clean up those ploaps!"

"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"

"These ploaps are everywhere!"

by Rad Parker November 12, 2012

Plop

To lay your junk upon an item.

He just plopped on my 3ds.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.

Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.

by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011