Playground Shoes

Those shoes that have the primary colors on there including green. You would typically make fun of the owner of the shoes, saying that they are childish. You would blame their playground shoes when the owner makes a mistake.

Greg and his playground shoes broke the vase again.

by Dr. Doofus Mandel Ph.D May 10, 2021

playground drinking

verb. the act of drinking the leftovers of your parking lot vodka or playground rum in a park playground. Playground drinking increases the entertainment value of regular drinking with innumerable activities to engage in while inebriated, such as tumbling on the swings or slide.

oh man that was fricken awesome, i ate some mean turf while playground drinking.

by niggman star33 October 9, 2011

Playground tactics

When some is rude or mean to someone they like.

Did you see those playground tactics being used by Martin. He is a grown man and yet he might as well clocked the girl and ran away!

by word2thewize December 8, 2009

Playground Legend

a legend in the playground can range from the hardest kid in school to a person who does something of note and that causes a large amount of chatter on the playground.

Kid 1:Did you hear that timmy grabbed mrs.withers tit ?
Kid 2: Really? man that kids a playground legend

by Pigwigz October 19, 2009

Playground comeback

A comeback used by middle schoolers at recess, typically involving "your mom" or "your face." These comebacks are usually not very effective.

Bully: You are the cause of all of today's problems, nerd!
Victim: Your MOM is the cause of all of today's problems!
Bully: Oh, nice playground comeback, nerd!

by blerblines March 28, 2015

Playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a monster who touches kids

2. Bloody red wood

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAAAB take that you fucking playground extraction specialist

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023

Playground Theory

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.

Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.

by deusmaniac November 14, 2014