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bring beef to the platter

to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"
Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.

Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!
by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008
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pittsburgh platter

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.
that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.
by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008
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platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.
She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!
by ningo13 February 17, 2010
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Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
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taco platter

Big ole plate of cheapass Mexican food. Usually comes out looking exactly like it does when it went in.
"Man, I just came out of the john, and it looks like I ate 3 taco platters!"
by benihana_chef June 24, 2004
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tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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Oyster Platter

When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.
Dude we really need to go to yoga more its a completely untapped Oyster Platter
by AustinSmallbone March 6, 2009
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