Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute isn't enough and has to morph into something cuter

She's such a cutie patootie

by gadde June 20, 2011

Pazookie

To simultaneously urinate and defecate.

After waiting in line for the bathroom for an hour at the Michael Bolton concert, Rachel pazookied.

by Red Velvet Pazookie August 28, 2011

Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

by kramssor April 21, 2009

Patootie Tang

1) A wide set vagina
2) Smelly vaginal area

Kistyn: That was an awesome concert Paige! I be sweatin.
Paige: Damn Kristyn your patootie tang got some stank on it!

by Laurion April 21, 2007

paZOOkie

A deep-dish cookie that is the most delicious thing ever. Especially at BJs. It is correctly spelled as "Pizookie" but paZOOkie looks so much nicer. The capitalization of the "ZOO" in the middle indicates an emphasis on the pronunciation of those letters.

"Hey guys, it's that time of month again...scary movie and paZOOkie!"

"Oh my god you are so right Ron Shim"

"I know Alex. I always am."

by Ron Shim November 28, 2012