plate snot

A form of snot that is flat and wide, like a techtonic plate

"Wow, that's an impressive collection of plate snot you have there"

by SexyJosem January 2, 2009

Hot Plate Special

Noun. N. After you sit down on a toilet seat, you immediately discover it's warm from the previous sitter.

Verb. v. The act of receiving a Hot Plate Special.

Noun. I sat down to shit and was unpleasantly shocked with a Hot Plate Special.

Verb. Fuck Bro, I was Hot Plated during my morning glory.

by PEN30 2x the size January 13, 2015

El Pato Sanchez

The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive

you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger

legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion

it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE

by rubberduckyyyyyyyyyy March 4, 2011

plate-spinner

One who becomes completely absorbed in a mindless, repetitive task.

That guy is a total plate-spinner. He just washed that window 5 times.

by polly-b March 18, 2011

Blue Plate Special

When you take a clear blue tinted dinner plate that you can see thru and have somebody lay down holding the plate over their mouth, the other person takes a dump on the plate thus; "Blue Plate Special "

My buddy asked me if want to have lunch with him and order the Blue Plate Special.

by Oh-my December 14, 2021

plate show

When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.

I was hoping for a plate show but all I got was a dump on my chest.

by Acesfull November 15, 2013

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018