El Pato Sanchez

The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive

you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger

legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion
it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE
by rubberduckyyyyyyyyyy March 04, 2011
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