A Planter

When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.

Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow.

Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.

by SheckyMcFerris December 16, 2010

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 14, 2006

I love you more than I planned... too

confessing love to someone and than finding out they lied to you

Aven: I love you more than I planned... too
Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!

by lzlnh45 April 13, 2021

two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004