Pamphlet kid

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.

Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.

by Big-Pink June 10, 2016

Phamph

Someone, unrelated to you, who seems like family to you, or many people, that can be counted on to make you feel more comfortable. Generally at the Phamph's own expense.

"Jim's such a great phamph that it seems like he's related to everyone!"

by Phamph July 17, 2018

Pamphlet

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE

It’s brochure not pamphlet so get it right

by Haimynamesquan June 29, 2019

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

plamp

To forcefully create a new orifice for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Go plamp yourself.

by UMM. December 13, 2003

Pussy Pamphlet

A booklet with pictures of pussies, all belonging to hookers, listed along with an address and phone number in case their particular pussy arouses you. They have them arranged in the booklet by culture, amount of public hair, and tightness.

Bernard: Did have a good time with that chick you met out of that pussy pamphlet?

Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!

by j'dizzlef0evah July 5, 2009

Plamp

A Bulgarian expatriate living in Barcelona, Spain who hates Rumanicites (Romanians), can't stand dancing, and has a serious beef with Telefonica.

Plamp alert! Plamp's online!

by Skizot January 30, 2005