A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.
A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.
by antifart April 13, 2010
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by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003
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by MrC. August 28, 2008
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Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Step 2
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Step 3
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Step 4
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
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Guy Two: "I'm just trying to place bro."
Guy One: "Why are you still fucking with that bitch Sophia?"
Guy Two: "I'm just trying to place bro."
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Get the Placing mug.when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
by Sydalee July 11, 2007
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