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placenta kisser

A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.
No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.
by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017
mugGet the placenta kissermug.

placenta face

A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)
Chris is such a fucking placenta face! His mom taught him how to eat pussy, herself.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
mugGet the placenta facemug.

Placenta Milkshake

A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)
Tom downed his Wifes' Placenta Milkshake without any hesitation, he even licked the cup clean.
by lawler00 April 9, 2010
mugGet the Placenta Milkshakemug.

placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?
by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008
mugGet the placenta clausmug.

Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby
by J768977i9 May 24, 2016
mugGet the Placebo placentamug.

Placenta Eater

A bad term for an Asian, becasue it is said that they eat placenta.
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake August 5, 2008
mugGet the Placenta Eatermug.

coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.
Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!
by vasking November 20, 2009
mugGet the coffee placentamug.

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