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pigsitterish

A guest who comes over and acts in the manner of someone who is hired to babysit, then eats all of the food in the house.
We would have lots of treats for brunch today if you had not acted so pigsitterish and eaten all of it yesterday.
by The Wendolyne September 22, 2021
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Pitsicle

The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.
The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.
by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010
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Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.
I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.
by China Bob February 23, 2006
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pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014
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Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.
Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'
by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010
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pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.
A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."
by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008
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pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.
YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!
by finewoman September 21, 2013
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