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Pitbull

A bald mammal, who is originally found in the Dominican Republic, but likes to rumor that it is from Brazil. Being a wannabe rapper, A Pitbull has a hoarse, annoying voice, which it uses to scream random Spanish words at you. Its songs are particularly for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and twerking. Believed by many to be the worst thing ever to happen to music, any Pitbulls that are seen must be immediately turned in for esploding our ears with crap.
Person 1: Wait! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
(In the distance) dalé!
Person 1: That sounds like a Pitbull! Lets get him!
by grape5432 December 11, 2013
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Pitbull

A Cuban-American rapper who has about as much talent as a bag of dog feces.

Pitbull typifies the Miami scumbag persona perfectly. He is loud, obnoxious, a thug-wannabe, former drug dealer and he was twice busted for DUI (and acquitted because of course, it happened in Miami).

The now Mayor of Miami, Tomas Regalado gave Pitbull the keys to the city of Miami, which is a joke, considering the two DUI charges.

Pitbull's songs are basically re-hashes of other songs, to a repetitive reggaeton beat.

There are probably 2 million Pitbull clones in Miami, none of them any less talented than Pitbull himself. Pitbull typifies the "ref" persona in the 21st century perfectly.
Pitbull: "You know you wan'me, I know I wan'cha"
Me: "Go back to Cuba"
by OyeOyeOye February 21, 2010
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John Petrucci

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005
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petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.
-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.
by simon October 22, 2006
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Russian Pitbull

A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.
After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.
by Héctor Rodríguez VI March 4, 2017
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john petrucci

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...
jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...
by godstool July 29, 2008
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pitufo

lets go watch the cartooon smurfs..........
by unstablemx May 14, 2005
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