Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

by Frankster420 September 25, 2019

Petrifried

When you are scared/anxious and also very stoned at the same time

I think the cops are outside man I'm petrifried

by WOTD✌ February 22, 2022

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

pinkified

The feeling of sudden stupidity and the lack of all common sense and reality around boys.

Did you see how pinkified she was when she asked that guy, "What is livestock?".

by Sweet Lies August 14, 2004

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008