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pilly willy

when some one has taken pills and the effects control the actions of your penis eg it will not erect for the duration of the effect of the drug
"shit i cant get it up ive got 'Pilly Willy'"
by greasey July 13, 2006
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Pity Like

Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.
Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"

Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"

Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
by HelloSweetheart December 16, 2011
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Pitybrag

When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.
"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."

"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."

A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."
by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012
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Pilly pie

When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.
Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son
by Ex64 January 24, 2018
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Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.
Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."
by E-Z-T May 13, 2010
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I pity the fool

A phrase popularized by Mr. T meaning that he feels sorry for you because he is about to beat your ass...
I pity the fool who wants to challenege me to a fight!
by Kevin587 April 7, 2007
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pity fuck

when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww
suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006
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