Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.
by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009
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-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.
-Why?
-She said tell me when u are done.
-And?
-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.
-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.
-Why?
-She said tell me when u are done.
-And?
-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.
by tater-man12 August 19, 2008
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by 007mi6 September 28, 2006
Get the pisterity mug.Refers to someone who needs to urinate often after a few beers and may be found with wet patches down one's legs!
by misscheeky April 7, 2009
Get the pissy knickers mug.A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.
by Matt_Owen September 1, 2005
Get the Gash Pasty mug.A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
Get the Pasty Smasher mug.Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P November 2, 2008
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