pasting

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

by themoreyouno May 6, 2012

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todd posting

On various websites and image boards, the act of posting a Picture of Todd Howard and telling people to buy Skyrim and Fallout 76, possibly threatening them to do so

Hey guys it's me Todd Howard, i was just making sure that all of you have preordered Fallout 76...No? *pulls out handgun* you feeling lucky, punk? No this is really me, i am not Todd Posting.

by Literally Braindead June 16, 2018

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pissing match

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.

A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."

by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008

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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

by Robzy March 30, 2021

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posting pals

Two people on a forum who always post after each other. This is either intentional because they're so dependent on each other they can't think for themselves, or it's by coincidence since they're always active on the forum. Sometimes other forum members think it's cute if the two are likeable, but most of the time it becomes annoying, especially if they post about things no one else cares about or they're part of a forum clique and bully other members.

"Why are those two always posting after each other all the time?"

"They're the forum's posting pals. They used to be funny but now no one can stand them."

by zongi zong June 30, 2012

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