Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Pickering College

School in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by crackheads. If you go to this school and you aren’t a hick, you’re a hypebeast. Chlamydia and pc boys are interchangeable words.

couldn’t afford to go to sac? welcome to pickering college. what the fuck is a quaker

by yoyoyoyooyyooyoyeiuehsvsgw April 28, 2019

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017

Teddy Picker

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.

Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!

by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

prune picker

Depression era term for a native Californian; one born in the U.S. State of California.

"I'm a prune picker, but my dad was an Okie."

by neanderthalprimadonna May 16, 2009

Pickering

To excessively like, comment, and/or post on a Facebook wall in order to create several Facebook notifications resulting in a single person's notifications filling an individual's notification list. Excessive Pickering often results in Facebook placing limitations on a person's Facebook account to limit annoying other users.

Use of the term Pickering is most commonly found in Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

James pickeringed Joey's Facebook by liking everyone's Happy Birthday posts on Joey's wall.

James will always pickering someone's Facebook when he is dating them.

by Cape Codder May 28, 2014