A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
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Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.
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When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
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Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.
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