Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.

"Dood i gave that hooker last night some hardcore facial reconstructive intercourse, SHAMWOW"

by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009

economic intercourse

when the democrats hike taxes and the economy gets fucked.

"You're not going to be able to have economic intercourse around the world."

by joeybl April 29, 2020

flint intercourse

Having naked sex without penetration.

"Flint intercourse is probably the best way not to get a girl pregnant."

"She didn't want to have sex, because her period was on. So, we flinted for about an hour."

by Rio Sosa October 20, 2006

Sexual Intercourse

When a man puts his pee pee in a womans hoo haa and they make some motherfucking WHOOPEE!

I am placing my flaccid penis into the woman's barren vagina in the hopes of creating something called a child...

by JJizzle January 10, 2005

Intercourse

Used in place of F*ck. Catches people off guard, yet has the exact same meaning. A classy way of offending someone.

Intercourse you! Go Intercourse yourself! unintercourse believable.

by M. Maria Hoover August 10, 2017

snugsual intercourse

The fully-clothed dry humping that occurs when both parties are too cozy, warm and comfortable to stand getting undressed or throwing off blankets, often culminating in interlocked mutual sleep.

"So did you and Jen get hot and heavy last night?"
"Nah, once we got in from the snow and into bed we were both too cozy to bother. We just had snugsual intercourse instead."

by Paraprax September 7, 2013

Managerial Intercourse

The oppressive results of requiring subordinates to observe in discharging their managerial directives. An act resulting in a company reducing creativity, eliminating new ideas and a loss of the company's competitive edge.

Mr. CEO you seem to want us all to commit what would be best described as managerial intercourse. You have no tolerance for others opinions and when challenged completely unable to fathom you quite possibly may be the dumbest guy in the room.

by Not Not Dead Yet June 7, 2017