pinging

when your on drugs

ohh dylan was pinging so bad on saturday night

by meow kittyyyyy October 17, 2008

Pining

An irresistable yearning

Dude, i'm pining for an 4x4 Animal Style and a Lemon-Up!!

by Dizzle D to the E June 18, 2007

Pencing

A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.

Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”

by jmerricka January 20, 2019

Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

pinging

take a pinger and you will be pinging (MDMA, KET, COCAINE)

Louis "Oh my days Cameron, You're pinging well hard"
Cameron Marsh *chewing his cheek*

by Cameron420marsh November 20, 2019

45 pining

clockin heads with your 45 or rollin around with it

squad x-got to stay clean and i got to stay shining "Grill In My Mouth While I'm 45 Pining"

by xxxklusive June 17, 2007

Snow Pinking

The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.

Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!

by mfnman1269 January 16, 2011