pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

pinchbrick

Used with derision as a slang term for prostitutes and unfortunates in 1800s England.

There will be one less pinchbrick on the streets of London.

by Etainn November 9, 2013

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

a pinch of coon shit

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

panchodh

punjabi. literally means "sister-fucker".
essentially acts similar to calling someone a motherfucker.

synonyms. machodh (motherfucker).

you fuckin panchodh.
salla panchodh.
teri bhain di lund salliya panchodh
you stupid panchodh
shut the fuck up panchodh
panchodiya
panchodhiyo.

by Connecticut April 22, 2005