Portmanteau of plutocracy (rule of the wealthy) and oligarchy (rule of the few). Rule of the wealthy few. plutoligarchs have a lot of political influence and can get the legislature to legislate laws for their benefit. They also usually spend a massive amount of money on advertisements the like to influence the opinions of commonfolk. In these kinds of governments, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Plutoligarchy can cross from corporatism (aka capitalism) to communism.
America is a plutoligarchy. China is a plutoligarchy. Cuba is a plutoligarchy. The UK is a plutoligarchy. Most countries, if not all, are ruled by a small amount of people with lots of dough.
by acfo April 13, 2013
Get the Plutoligarchy mug.n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
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Guy 2: "Nah Baby Pluto dropped Eternal Atake."
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Get the baby pluto mug.A person that has such bizarre sentimental attachment to a space rock, that is closer in relationship to a comet than it is the 8 true planets in our solar system, that they will fight tooth in nail with anyone who states that the reclassification was justified. They do so with fairly irrational arguments and by neglecting the facts involved.
Everytime someone posts a picture of the current solar system, these damn poor plutoers come out in tears and protest over a fucking space rock that has no impact in their lives what-so-ever. It ruins any conversation you try to have on a page.
by zerocool6687 January 11, 2013
Get the Poor Plutoer mug.1) A protégé of the anal arts
2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual
Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )
Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)
2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual
Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )
Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)
by atwatofgingers December 24, 2014
Get the backdoor pilot mug.An individual who possesses a higher mindset. One of the very few on earth that are given the great duty of carrying out what humans 1,000 years ago dreamt of doing.
Pilots are usually thought of in the wrong ways. First off, they are in no way overpayed, many earn an average of $20K per year and work slave hours with lack of sleep. They are also not "glorified bus drivers". I don't know about you, but the last time I checked, buses don't run on million dollar turbine engines, travel at the speed of sound, or have the ability to reach the edge of the atmosphere.
To become a pilot you must have the "right stuff" and a pure passion for what you do, you should never be in it for the money or the fabled women you get.
Pilots are usually thought of in the wrong ways. First off, they are in no way overpayed, many earn an average of $20K per year and work slave hours with lack of sleep. They are also not "glorified bus drivers". I don't know about you, but the last time I checked, buses don't run on million dollar turbine engines, travel at the speed of sound, or have the ability to reach the edge of the atmosphere.
To become a pilot you must have the "right stuff" and a pure passion for what you do, you should never be in it for the money or the fabled women you get.
Aviation is something that runs in me and many others. We pilots can't describe why or how we feel when we fly, but we sure as hell love what we do.
by auriga astra August 4, 2011
Get the Pilot mug.The world's private-for-profit-monopoly-central-debt banks, like our "Federal Reserve" and the UN banks, are fronts for the real plutocrats in the world today.
Owners of your nations bank can be citizens of your country or of any other, but they are always anonymous, and always the ULTRA super rich (Usr), and always above all law, and immune to all taxation. They rake in massive profits directly from the country's national debt, which their bank creates by "buying" government securities with nothing but a bookkeeping entry. The Usr reap the nation's wealth as payments of income taxes and as payments on the massive loans made by their member banks to individuals an to nations.
The "super rich" are simply puppets of the Usr, as are all governments of any form. All "revolutionaries" and all wars are financed by these banks. Wars create the most debt & so are highly favored by these vampires.
The first of their kind began prior to any banks and were goldsmiths who kept people's gold for safety and issued receipts for it - the first paper money.
The borrower is servant to the lender..
Owners of your nations bank can be citizens of your country or of any other, but they are always anonymous, and always the ULTRA super rich (Usr), and always above all law, and immune to all taxation. They rake in massive profits directly from the country's national debt, which their bank creates by "buying" government securities with nothing but a bookkeeping entry. The Usr reap the nation's wealth as payments of income taxes and as payments on the massive loans made by their member banks to individuals an to nations.
The "super rich" are simply puppets of the Usr, as are all governments of any form. All "revolutionaries" and all wars are financed by these banks. Wars create the most debt & so are highly favored by these vampires.
The first of their kind began prior to any banks and were goldsmiths who kept people's gold for safety and issued receipts for it - the first paper money.
The borrower is servant to the lender..
Goldsmiths, were an early plutocracy, who soon found they could issue more gold receipts than they held gold in safe-keeping. And abracadabra the magic of fraudulent fractional reserve banking - which we are taught is just fine, when it is a root of the ulra-obscene wealth of all ULTRA plutocrats and of all corruption.
A gold based currency is a darling of the Usr because only they can truly hoard it, then have it confiscated, then finally have a paper fiat currency based on debt nationalized. This debt-fiat is the direct opposite of a paper fiat money based on the good-faith-and-CREDIT of a nation's commerce. Such a debt-free fiat currency is as much a boon to a nation as debt-based currency is a disaster.
And so the dog (Pluto) walks the owner or "the tail wags the dog".
A gold based currency is a darling of the Usr because only they can truly hoard it, then have it confiscated, then finally have a paper fiat currency based on debt nationalized. This debt-fiat is the direct opposite of a paper fiat money based on the good-faith-and-CREDIT of a nation's commerce. Such a debt-free fiat currency is as much a boon to a nation as debt-based currency is a disaster.
And so the dog (Pluto) walks the owner or "the tail wags the dog".
by Doctor Jim May 17, 2014
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