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Alabama Piledriver 

The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.

My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.

Skandinavian Piledriver 

When a foriegn woman rips a males pants off, and repeativly thrusts the genitalia back and forth until it falls off and/or flattens.
Oh shit, man. That German whore gave me a Skandinavian Piledriver so hard I had to go to the hospital.

peruvian piledriver 

When you are 69ing with a girl in a porto-pottie and after you bust her face you dunk her head into the hole.
"dude i just gave that girl a peruvian piledriver in the porto-potttie."
peruvian piledriver by dansmith45 January 10, 2010

Provo Piledriver 

Springing forth from any hiding place, naked and turgid, and suprising your spouse. The result is 22 seconds worth of sex and at least child number eight. Provo is known for large families.
Suzy, Ashley, Ron and Amanda were the results of the Provo Piledriver. The other six children were accidents.
Provo Piledriver by ECW May 3, 2008

Punjabi Piledriver 

When a Singh unleashes their ultimate sexual finishing move while tensing their traps. It is commonly known as performing the Punjabi Piledriver. There is the famous tale of 3 blondes who experienced this in one week
Dhurdeep "These white girls love my spicy aloo and saag paneer man, they can't get enough of it!"

Jim "What do you mean?"

Dhurdeep "I fucked them so good, they call me the Punjabi Piledriver! I'm god's gift to women. I can keep going all night!"
Punjabi Piledriver by Tuppy Tours September 7, 2020

Reverse Piledriver 

A sexual position, much like the "69", only with the male on top of the female. This gives the male complete control and the ability to "piledrive" his member into the female's mouth, often causing discomfort and/or choking on the part of the female.
Yo, you know that chubby scenester chick with the shitty tattoos I picked up at Julian's last night, over by Federal Hill? Man, I had that girl turning six shades of blue when I gave her the reverse piledriver... and my cock is only four and a half inches!