pilchard

A dumbass with redeeming qualities.

A pilchard is actually a fish: Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters.

The distinction here is that a pilchard is quite a stupid, inconsequential fish, but it is edible, so it has redeeming qualities.

You're quite the pilchard today aren't you?

by The Count of GQ January 17, 2008

big pilch

preston pilcher, and or a person JAG-nomormous wang.

I was at the urinal next to Mr. Damaso... that dude has a big pilch!

by mr. cool? December 9, 2007

pinchy

Mood made from a combination of other feelings.
Such as to be annoyed, sad, frustrated, and angry all at the same time is to be Pinchy.

Someone who is pinchy presents one or more of the following: frowns on foreheads, single word responses, silent treatment, sighs, evil glares.

A: "whats wrong?"
B: "nothing grrrrrr" >:(
A: "dont be pinchy"

by Melauren October 4, 2006

pinchy

a little pipe, not a spoon, with no vertical bowl porturuding from the horizontal "tube" or pipe.

===< <-insert shit there, because that is a pinchy.

i just picked up this pinchy, man. it fits right in my pocket. i just pull it out and hit it and its all good.

by sam February 25, 2005

pilch

a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating

John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.

by cz11112 August 27, 2008

pinchy

A person who pinches another mans lady or a lady that has been lined up for the night.. pinchy status is excluded if the lady has been deamed "fair game" either the terms have not been discussed on the lady, or both parties want a crack at the lady.

Baxter totally became pinchy last night when he stuck it in the girl leon wanted to have a crack at

by Onetouch97 August 16, 2009

pinchy

a pinch full of weed usually stolen from someone else

"Hey do you have a bowl on you?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Because i just stole a pinchy from alex."

by scar_420 August 6, 2006