penny pincher

Cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money.

Megan never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher.

by VAKI5 July 7, 2005

1 Girl 1 Pitcher

An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.

Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.

by CToTheBrome February 2, 2008

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

Penny pitchers

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

by lono1807 June 3, 2009

relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

Minnesota Pincher

The bowling equivalent to the "Penis In The Popcorn Box" trick. It involves drilling a hole into the side of the bowling ball opposite the fingerholes so that when a person grips the ball properly (through the fingerholes) there is a slight chance his/her fingers will graze the penis inserted though the other side. If noticed by the grazer, he/she should immediately begin to mash the part of the penis touched between finger and bowling ball, effectively pinching the shit out of it.

"Baby, wait, wait, Wait, WAIT! ... My dick's in the ball..."
And that's why they call her the Minnesota Pincher.

by Arcmerx December 1, 2010

pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005