pity date

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.

The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.

by Dudette March 20, 2005

pity marks

Marks that a teacher gives you when he or she doesn't have the heart to give you the zero you actually deserve.

Zack: Professor Marshmallow gave me 2 out of 10 on my project. I guess it could have been worse.

Peter: Come on. Those were pity marks.

by Medicine Show July 7, 2010

Pigtostal

The biggest party of the year, the same day as the Blue & Gold Game… and the closest thing to Greek Life a Notre Dame student will ever see. Complete with 80 kegs, two pigs and one naked freshman swimmer, PigTostal is a spring tailgating tradition that is sure to please.

Pigtostal is the best event all year becuase you drink all day.

by lovetheirish April 27, 2010

pigsty-nine

When two police vehicles are parked next to each other, facing in opposite directions, so the drivers can talk. Short for "pig sixty-nine."

Dude, I was flying around the corner and there was a cop. I thought I was nailed. But they weren't clockin'. There were just two of 'em in a pigsty-nine eating donuts.

by 2060 May 21, 2011

piggy payback

The momentary, vengeful blast of fetid guff that hits you in the face upon opening a packet of cold sliced ham.

"Be very careful opening that sandwich meat Keith, or you'll get some major piggy payback".

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.

-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....

by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

piggy pussy

a large vagina that will take multiple large cocks at the same time. A vagina large enough to eat your face.

Katherine's piggy pussy engulfed Marie's face.

by sum dum hoe October 8, 2008