Fred Phelps

A well known, devout Christian who sincerly belives that George carlin(RIP) is in hell.

"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"

by |WTF| January 11, 2009

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009

Phelps'd

When an event occurs in which someone gets a good phelpsing, that is, they are beaten down, completely dominated, and possibly brought to tears as a result of said destruction. Coined from the total domination of Michael Phelps in the 2008 Beijing Olympics and brought about by the Facebook group "You Just Got Phelps'd."

Did you see that basketball game? Our team came in as the underdogs, but we Phelps'd the other team and won by 30. The they were on the sideline crying after the game while we were celebrating.

by WAXBALL October 19, 2008

Fred Phelps

verb: to Fred Phelps; the act of farting during anal sex, specifically by the person who's anus is being used for the sex.

not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.

hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?

it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!

thatsucks man

by pipelinewill September 22, 2011

pulpophile

someone who feels sexual attraction to orange juice, especially orange juice with pulp.

I sexually identify as a pulpophile.

by OrangeJuicer November 12, 2016

Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.

She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Phelpsian

An adjective describing total and utter dominance in a certain area. Derived from Michael Phelps' dominance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in which he set a record for winning 8 gold medals.

Wow. John can only be descibed as Phelpsian. He beats everyone at everything!

by John Serafino October 12, 2008