phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama September 13, 2015

phonversate

A made up term that my idiot boyfriend created to describe conversation over the phone. Instead of "conversing over the phone" he created this word to describe the action.

Him: Hey babe
Her: Hey love!
Him: Phonversate tonight?
Her: Sure I'll converse over the phone with you
Him: Phonversate it is!!!
Her: You're annoying ...

by Phonversate1211 June 6, 2016

Phoner

An erection caused by phone vibrations.

Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!

by epullay August 21, 2016

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.

Please tell me that's only a phoner.

by Phoner Phobia October 9, 2008

Phoner

A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.

Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....

by phoners4days November 28, 2013

Phoner

When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.

"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."

by eke_2010 May 12, 2009

Phoner

A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.

Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."

by Brad1497 September 29, 2009