Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.

My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!

by CavesWoman October 1, 2010

Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.

Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."

by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011

Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

[phoneboothing]

Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the one dud sitting on the maching talking on your cell phone. The locker rooms have benches, go sit in there.

"I would really like to use that machine but that dude is phoneboothing."

by amandaj03 January 7, 2009

PhoneBooker

A person that only uses Facebook on a Phone, cant keep up with anything and is always asking out-of-touch questions.

Or flat out ignoring everything on Facebook while constantly posting personal events as if they are on Twitter.

"I'm really getting tired of all the PhoneBookers who post what they are eating for dinner, but what really gets to me is all the Phonebookers who comment, "WHERE CAN I BUY THIS" every time i post a photo to something in my ETSY shop because they cant find the links on a FN phone!"

by ghm-327 December 5, 2012

Raleigh Phonebooth

Entering a telephone booth after eating taco bell, crossfaded and naked, setting off firecrackers stuck in your asscrack whilst screaming "JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR" and viciously having diarrhea.

Guy: I was walking down the street when I saw a homeless man having a Raleigh Phonebooth

by damsonwhat April 7, 2017

Florida Phonebooth

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.

by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017