dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008

road-phlegm

( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.

Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.

by YoucancallmeFloyd December 8, 2007

Phlegmorrhoid

A chunk of phlegm that gets stuck in the back of one's throat.

"I'm glad that those cough meds are working and getting that crap outta my lungs, but all a that stuff coming up has given me the worst phlegmorrhoid."

by jameser612 March 31, 2010

[phlegmball]

derogatory name for a person who is behaving stupidly, similar to 'asshole'.

Don't be such a
phlegmball

by hailfellow January 1, 2009

Phlegmlore

This is when someone is so full of themselves that the actually begin to choke you with their own "greatness" it is used for people that are actually real nim rods

Kanye: Ima let you finish but Beyonce had the best video of all time.... all time

Me: Kayne wtf you phlegmlore

by Lemonmastery December 21, 2009

Phlegmmy

a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.

"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"

by disobey160 November 17, 2010

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018