Old Phart

A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.

One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"

by Grannabluu February 5, 2010

phlbrt

gods homie they always chillin in clouds'n shit they get mad pussy too LIKE INSANE AMOUNTS LIKE LIKE GODLY AMOUNTS.

damn bruh that guy phlbrt be gettin mad pussy

by phlbrt July 13, 2021

Plart

A Plane Fart - a fart that you let out very slowly when you are on a plane so that you don't gas-attack everyone in the immediate vicinity, especially the people sitting right next to you. Depending on the size of the fart, and the seating situation, the plart may need to be let out over a relatively long period of time.

Yo, I had to let a massive one loose, so I just plarted for like the last 20 minutes.

by soopster December 16, 2008

phartnocker

I think it might be a reference to sodomy. As in you hit or "nock" the fart in the other persons anus with your penis.

Jimmy was such a phartnocker. On one occasion he nocked a fart so hard in Suzys anus that it backfired on his shaft.

by danny May 13, 2005

phlarp

The sound you make when you drop something and scream phlarp of fudgenuggets

Me: drop josh dun
Also me: phlarp!!!!

by Panic_at_the_fall_out_of_pilot May 2, 2018

phart

a phart is when you blow air out of all of the holes in your body e.g. nose, mouth, ear, but and vag

wow she just pharted and it was phat

by phartyparty February 23, 2018

Phlast

When you shoot,Throw or blast something and escape quickly

“Yo this nigga eating beans” then he platsted the can of beans at the nigga phlast

by Chickennoodlesloop July 29, 2018