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phenomenillogical 

The act of attempting to explain a series of independent events using a theory that does not logically follow from the observations.
Lois: Peter, I saw a really good deal on this used car in a newspaper.
Peter: Oh no. I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.

Peter's assumption that one inevitably gets herpes from a used car bought through a newspaper is, generally speaking, illogical, and therefore a phenomenillogical understanding of his experiences.
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Phenomenamolies 

Something that is both a phenomenon and an anomaly.
Whittney: I will tell you about all of the phenomenamolies we discovered in the genomic analysis.
Phenomenamolies by Thezapper April 11, 2013

phenomenological 

wow dude, that's phenomenological!

phenomenalness 

Is the thing that makes you special! Sets you apart from others and carry deep inside you. No one can take it away but you can share it with others.
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phenomenance 

being a supreme being, unleashing a higher level of excellence
i set the phenomenance loose last night and peeple were afraid
phenomenance by jbird79 October 10, 2011

Phenomenally Breathtaking 

A preferable alternative to "pretty," or "gorgeous," especially when attempting to sound intelligent. Most commonly used by the unintelligent when describing nature.

phenomenal

Adj. Used to describe someone who is neither extraordinary nor unusual; but to do the complete opposite. It is used to mock someone, to make someone who has no special talents or traits, think they are "Phenomenal".
Diana says to a illiterate, 18 year old boy: "Your phenomenal at reading!"
phenomenal by Mr. Sexy July 28, 2008