phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

by Adam April 11, 2005

Phelpsian feat

To achieve the pinnacle of greatness in an athletic endeavor. Coined by Aaron Peirsol in post-commentary after Phelps one his 8th gold in Beijing 14th overall. Phelps has overthrown Spitz, so no longer can ridiculous amounts of gold medals or success be deemed Spitzian Feats. Phelpsian Feats.

She sprinted all the way to first place to win by a hundredth of a second, that's a pretty Phelpsian feat.

by laama greenface October 12, 2008

Phippsing

The act of fingering one's own butthole

Example:
DJ's butthole was pretty loose on account of all the Phippsing

by DVTwista August 12, 2014

pelping

Inserting the penis in the vagina continuously resulting in hardcore sex

I was "pelping" your sister lastnight

by sdjup January 12, 2016

Phelching

Word often used to destroy peoples innocence.

Dude1-hey read the definition of phelching.
Dude2(innocent one)-........ahhhhhhhhh

by Thecreaturefromtheblacklagoon June 21, 2009

Phelpsian

adj. the ability to dominate a competition.

Derived from the monumental performances of Michael Phelps, United States swimmer, at the 2008 Beijing Olypic Games for winning eight gold medals, and his 2007 World Championship performance for winning seven gold medals in Melbourne, Australia.

Chaz's performance in the mathlympics was phelpsian.

by KirSmack October 10, 2008

Phelpsian

Feats of athletic skill that are beyond all reason or comprehension. To be unquestionable best in a particular athletic sport.

Ok, five gold medals is impressive, but it aint Phelpsian.

by Vorlauf October 11, 2008