Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

phelpser

A person who smokes weed and takes pictures of the act, which may or may not be released to british media.

You got any nug?

ya man.

How bout a camera?

what are you a phelpser ?

by beej345 February 4, 2009

Phelped

The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.

"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."

by 415and510 October 19, 2009

Phelphed

Giving a bong hit to your guests, that is so huge, it makes them cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelphed Joe's ass"

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

by John Cafasso October 18, 2008

Phelped

Refering To Michael Phelps.
When Someone Unexpectedly Beats You In Something That You Are Bound To Win.

-Did You See Phil Lose In The Last Seconds Of The Game?

-Yeahh Mike Came Out Of No Where And Beat Him.

-Dang, He Just Got Phelped.

by Phelps Wifee. October 10, 2008

Phelped

To be beaten in the last second in a competition while leading. Named after Michael Phelps' victory over Milorad Cavic in the 2008 Summer Olympics 100m Butterfly race, with a time merely 0.01 seconds faster. Phelps had never taken the lead the entire race until right at the finish.

Mario had the lead in Mario Kart DS, but right before the finish line, Luigi was drafting Mario's cart and phelped him for the victory.

by Phelps_Is_God October 12, 2008