phalange

a word used by tongans to describe non polynesians. the word could be used as a derogatory term when adressing non tongans.

is alifeleti tongan?

yeah she is, but her mom is phalange

ooh ok. at least shes half gang

by oofman42069 October 11, 2017

Phlange Factory

A woman's lady garden.....

I just love to jeb her phlange factory....

Errr, look at her hairy phlange factory

Her phlange factory smells like rotten fish!

Her phlange factory is SO big, there's a family of Mexicans living in it!

by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010

Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum

Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.

by Mammajam February 1, 2010

Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018

kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.

Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body

by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012

Phlangeopygonbré

A bipodular but horrifically mutated half pig, half human. It's existence due to an experiment conducted by toy manufacturer bandai to create a real living, breathing toy but went terribly wrong. It determines whether you are a threat based on if you act offensively or defensively. It's only fear is the common horse upon which is the only way to defeat it. Baby phlangeopygs are called phlangeopyglets, they are easily culled using the remaining box from a pepperoni pizza.

Emergency 911 - "hello which service do you require"

Baz - "i'm not sure, help me. Help me. I think there's a phlangeopygonbré in the building. Send the police... no make that an ambulance too"

Emergency 911 - "i'm sorry sir but what exactly is a ..."

Baz - "it's coming i can hear it. It's in the vents... oh god... *Clunk, Crash, Bang* Help me! Hel... ... SNORT SNORT SQUEAL"

by phlangeopygonbré August 2, 2011

Philangelist

Philan is taken from philanthropy, which means goodwill to fellow members of the human race especially : active effort to promote human welfare. 2a : an act or gift done or made for humanitarian purposes. b : an organization distributing or supported by funds set aside for humanitarian purposes.

Gelist is taken from evangelist, which means a person who seeks to convert others to the Christian faith, especially by public preaching for good.

So Philangelist meanings is the person who is doing good for others through is giving/charitable work.

He is a Philangelist

by Amit Sachdeva November 23, 2018