Pedophilian 

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

Pedophilian by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

Philophiliac 

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

Philophiliac by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

pedophilicious 

Adj. A word made up by me to describe a girl in high school, or underage in general, who looks so good if you were legal you wouldnt mind being having sex with. Thus, making you a pedophile.

"Wow she's hot!" "Yeah, she's worth the 5 to 10 years." "Yeah, she sure is pedophilicious!"

pedophilicious by david from the stack December 22, 2005

paedophilic eyes 

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

paedophilic eyes by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

pedophilia 

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

pedophilia by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

pedophilican 

A politician or political party that ratifies pedophilia through financial or moral support, or utilized as pedophilicanism, a political stance indicating acceptance of pedophilia.

The Republican Party should now be known as the Pedophilicans, because when it comes to running for a United States Senate seat as a Republican, any pedophile can.

If Moore is a pedophile, Trump and the rest of the Republican Party are Pedophilicans.

pedophilican by keyline26 December 6, 2017

Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.

John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.

Pedophilic by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009