Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Precautionary Pepto

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.

1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

by headofblackmusic June 29, 2011

Dirty Peyton

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

by papa frick January 15, 2021

Peotone

A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.

Living in Peotone is like living in Hell

by nikki191919 November 7, 2011

Peyton

Peyton's are super pretty, smart, and athletic, even though they dont think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy when you first meet her, but as you get to know her, you'll realize that she's incredibly funny and goofy. Some may think Peyton's are annoying or awkward, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and sassy as hell. Don't get a Peyton angry, because her eye rolls and snappy comebacks can startle even the toughest people. Peyton's are also incredibly sexy; they are skinny but toned, and have subtle curves that guys love. They are liked by a lot of guys, but Peyton's are oblivious to most romantic advances so they haven't dated many guys. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. Is you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to her as possible before she is gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when they do, watch your back, because Peyton's are not afraid to get revenge.

Girl- OMG that girl is so awesome and nice she must be a Peyton!
Boy- yeah damn she's hot I might ask her out

by JOHNCENAAAAAAA December 18, 2015

Peyton Mooning

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.

I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.

by hairgun August 29, 2016

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

by darkbob October 15, 2006