petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.

Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!

by Milot October 21, 2004

Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

petafile

It is a misspelling of the word pedophile.

Hotbodbiker2: Hey whats up?
Hotchick111: OMG my math teacher is such a petafile! He was totally staring at my boobs through out the whole class period and when I was walking out the door, he tried to grab my ass.
Hotbodbiker2: Its spelt pedophile and i would probably do the same. xP

by Amachi May 27, 2008

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

[peani]

a plural for of penis used. it is a noun

dude look at this peani

by craig faulkner January 29, 2009

Pedanitarian

Some one who identifies as someone other than a person who do not understand it's meaning; coming out as Pedanitarian is usually held in high regard. Those who do not understand the definition and lie about identifying as one are seen in a very low regard.

Random person: "I'm coming out as Pedanitarian!"
Everyone: (abrupt cheering and support)
Tech, who has no idea what it means: "I'm coming out as Pedanitarian too!"
Everyone: (many boos are called and tomatoes are thrown)

by Elainia October 13, 2020

Penani

Male version of a vagina.

Damn my homie got that juicy Penani

by PickBenis April 25, 2022