perchance

You can't just say perchance

Dude one: perchance

Other guy: You can't just SAY perchance??!!

by Pink_L0s3R May 23, 2024

Perchunker

Self promotion of idiots

03/12/2024
~LC + II~

“Nate in season 2 in ted lasso is a PERCHUNKER”

by Loopsybimy December 3, 2024

perchunkle

An adaptation of "perchance" used mainly to emphasize leaning towards a yes instead of a no. If you were to say "perchance" it would be synonymized to "maybe" or "possibly," where as perchunkle would mean "probably" or "most likely."

"Did you drink my Dr. Pepper?"
"Perchunkle"

by OtterzHaveNoLice December 6, 2024

Perchinkles

A way of saying "perhaps" or "perchance," often used when you're feeling fancy or a bit quirky

A: "Are you coming to the party tonight?"
B: "Perchinkles... I haven’t decided yet."

by NobbyC84 December 14, 2024

perchancibly

To say there is a possibility when there is not.

It could be used when implying that something might happen or is likely, even though it is highly improbable or not actually possible.

"Can you help me with my homework later?"
"Perchancibly."

by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025

Perchanceasaurus

Perchanceasaurus is slang for perchance with a neat and nifty spin

I Perchanceasaurus rex may have forgotten my inputs

by BREDREN BACKUPPER February 7, 2026

perchance

Perhaps; maybe; possibly.

Frequently associated with the response "you can't just say perchance" due to a comedic paper submitted by a student titled "Mario: The Man, the Myth, the Legend" wherein "perchance" solely comprises a sentence. The person reading the report responds by writing "you can't just say perchance."

A: Is C an evil man? Perchance.

B: You can't just say "perchance."

by UrbanLinguist :) June 23, 2025