Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

peaston

What happens when one misses the toilet seat and sprays the floor

I don't know whats wrong with me, i've been doing peastons all the time lately :-(

by muhahha September 24, 2005

relationship pension

n. The benefits one may retain after peacefully breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Thew: Am I entitled to a relationship pension?
Carmen: Are you on crack??
Thew: C’mon, why not?
Carmen: You called me a trifling cunt not more than two days ago. Consider me Enron!

by Ethereal Astronaut April 25, 2006

perston

person with a t...some one who is too dumb to be able to say PERSON.

Miranda is a perston

by shmabob April 11, 2004

penson

Peodophile; Craddle Snatcher

Penson you Peodophile

by Gareth_Beams April 22, 2005

Penton

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok

by jkjkjk lololol October 11, 2008

penson

Has sex with children. Sometimes for money. This is because he is too fucking ugly and retarded to get women his own age.

See cradle snatcher

Hi little children, come to see me at the swings, and we'll have "sweets"

by Dave Davidson April 26, 2005