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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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peenith

the word penis, with a lisp added on.
Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!
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Section 8 penthouse

I'm the illest nigga in the projects. I live in the section 8 penthouse suite on the top floor. y'll aint got nothin on that section 8 penthousing.
by Varrod34 May 22, 2010
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penthousing

Maxing and relaxing in a penthouse, generally involving alcohol, drugs etc... but especially bad bitches. It is also a state of mind where the world is your oyster and you are looking down upon it, not just thinking you are better than the plebs below you, but knowing it.
OG "Broo what did you mean by penthousing last night?"

JC "Dawg it was like yachting, but on the top floor."
by Red rope man July 17, 2018
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Penilhawk

The pubic hair above the penis is cut into a landing strip and spiked into a mohawk.
I went to go down on him and his penilhawk was poking the shit out of my nose.
by truey January 21, 2009
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penishopper

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010
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double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"
by anonanalballs January 27, 2013
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