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Pencedejo 

pencedejo /pɛnsˈdɛhəʊ/ noun America's stupid and contemptible 48th Vice President. A dumbass; creep.
Pencedejo visited a virology lab and was the only one not wearing a surgical mask.

Pencedejo is so fucking stupid he ignored a 'Do Not Touch' sign on a NASA satellite and went ahead and touched it.
Pencedejo by rökken roller April 28, 2020

Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day 

On December 21st, participants of Anti-Fur-Day and Fur-Day come to a peace agreement, apologizing for previous actions. The effects of Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day are normally short lived, most will be fighting again the next day.
Rainb0wF0x: Its Anti Fur-Furry Peace Agreement Day today.

FurrySlayer420: Oh really? I'm sorry for all the hateful messages and bullying we inflicted upon you furrys.

Rainb0wF0x: And I'm sorry for making you roleplay as a pink hyena with antlers and putting you thousands in debt by making you buy a fursuit UwU.
(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."

Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"

Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "

Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"

Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penced by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020
The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
Did you hear about trump being Penced by Melania?
Penced by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
A frozen visage merging play pretend semblance of sentiency whilst nonetheless still complicit amidst carnival train-wreck.
Noticing the santorum and awkwardness of it’s existence in the situation, he nonetheless remained penced. Afterall, the president was watching.
Penced by Whatawuss January 1, 2019

Peace of dhit

BUT NOOOIOOO I'M THE PEACE OF DHIT